January 2012
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December 2011
You're In For A Surprise: The Dating Site Murderer
runt-of-the-web:
Redditor spawn02000 made the mistake of posting his own picture to lament his inability to get a date online. Given the glassy stare in his eyes and the ax-murderer beard, there was no choice but to turn his predicament into a hilarious meme. And so the Dating Site Murderer was born:
Original Article
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Coder Christmas
Twas the night before go-live and all through the house,
not a program was working, not even a browse.
The programmers hung by their laptops in despair,
with hopes that a miracle soon would be there.
The users were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of inquiries danced in their heads.
When out in the cubicles there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my desk to see what was the...
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